Wayne Bassman's COAL Hot Sauce
π COAL β Naughty Never Tasted So Good! π₯
TNTSPICES Limited-Edition Holiday Hot Sauce
Youβve been naughty. You know it. Santa knows it. And this year, he brought you COAL!
Forget the boring lumps of black coal in your Christmas stocking. TNTSPICES is putting a wickedly delicious twist on an old holiday tradition with COAL, our newest limited-edition hot sauce made for those who like their Christmas a little darker, their flavors a little bolder, and their heat with a whole lot of attitude!
This isn't your ordinary holiday hot sauce. COAL is a complex, flavor-packed creation that brings together a devilishly delicious combination of espresso, black vinegar, charred roasted onions, roasted garlic, black garlic, dark fruits, rich molasses, and a wicked blend of peppers and warming spices.
Sweet meets savory. Smoke meets tang. Dark fruit meets deep, roasted richness. And lurking beneath it all? A fiery combination of Vampire peppers, Chocolate Bismark peppers, and chipotle peppers that gives this sauce its own sinister personality.
With prunes, cherries, cranberries, tamarind, balsamic vinegar, and a touch of orange zest rounding out the flavor, COAL delivers a whole lot more than a naughty name. Cinnamon, allspice, clove, and black pepper bring those unmistakable holiday vibes, while espresso, black garlic, and molasses help create a deep, dark flavor profile that feels right at home beside the Christmas treeβor lurking beneath it!
This Christmas, Santa isn't just checking his list twice. He's checking who's getting COAL!
π TWO LABELS. ONE WICKED SAUCE. ONLY ABOUT 120 BOTTLES!
In true TNTSPICES fashion, we couldn't settle for an ordinary holiday release. So we're bringing you the exact same incredible COAL hot sauce with two very different personalities!
π The Good Santa Edition β Featuring Wayne Bassman
Even Santa has a generous side! This special label features Wayne Bassman as good old Santa himself, celebrating our collaboration with Wayne in creating this unique holiday release.
As a special Christmas gift honoring Wayne's generosity and cooperation, 20% of the proceeds from every Good Santa Edition bottle will go directly to Wayne.
You're getting a wickedly good sauce while helping us give a little Christmas cheer back to someone who helped make this release possible. Now that's what we call spreading the holiday spirit!
π The Dark Santa Edition β For Those Who've Made the Naughty List
Not everyone gets the jolly old elf. Some people get the Santa who knows exactly what they've been up to!
Our Dark Santa Edition features a much darker, twisted take on Christmas, perfect for anyone who prefers their holiday cheer with a sinister grin and a little mischief.
But here's the best part: you can still share the Christmas generosity!
Want 20% of the proceeds from your Dark Santa Edition purchase to go directly to Wayne Bassman? Simply type WAYNE in the comments section at checkout, and we'll know you'd like your purchase to support him, too!
Same sauce. Same wicked flavor. Two wildly different Santas. And a chance to make someone's Christmas a little brighter.
π₯ A LIMITED-EDITION CHRISTMAS RELEASE
We're making approximately 120 bottles of COAL for this special holiday batch:
β’ π Approximately 60 Good Santa Edition bottles featuring Wayne Bassman.
β’ π Approximately 60 Dark Santa Edition bottles featuring our twisted take on Santa.
Once they're gone, they're gone! This is a special, limited-edition release, and we have no plans to turn this unique holiday creation into just another everyday sauce.
Whether you're treating yourself, surprising the hot sauce fanatic in your life, stuffing a stocking, or giving someone a delicious reminder that they've been a little naughty this year, COAL makes one unforgettable Christmas gift.
And with two completely different labels, you can choose the Santa that best matches your holiday spirit!
π GIVE THE GIFT OF COAL!
At TNTSPICES, we love pushing boundaries, creating unexpected flavor combinations, and doing things a little differently. COAL is the perfect example of that spiritβa bold, distinctive hot sauce with a twisted holiday theme and a generous heart behind the label.
Don't get caught empty-handed when Santa comes calling.
Grab your bottle of COAL while you can, choose your favorite Santa, and get ready to put a little fire into your holiday season!
Remember: Be good, be naughty, or be deliciously somewhere in between. Just don't be surprised when Santa leaves you COAL!
π₯ TNTSPICES β Bringing the Heat to Your Holidays! π₯